I was tempted to ask what breed of idiot you are, but the implication would be that I know what an idiot is. (The “Takes one to know one” theory.)
Instead, I’d urge you not to procreate. For the greater human good.
I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
If only this were real :/