Two things:
- Un: Free Breakfast at Wimpy’s!
Wimpy’s this morning offered free breakfast for essentially anyone who could make it to their nearest outlet. Yep. A mouth-watering offer whose announcement reached famished fans via Twitter.
The conditions:
- Be hungry.
- Show up.
- 7am to 8am.
By the way, Twitter users in South Africa aren’t three. So tweets, retweets and related mentions.
Then there’s word of mouth.
So, Wimpy’s Kenya, about that breakfast…
“But Olang’, what makes you think they’ll do it?”
A certain Galilean prophet mentioned something about faith the size of a mustard seed.
*silence*
Then again, that was two thousand years ago.
“Allegedly,” my atheist friend tells me to add.
- Deux: President Zuma can walk on air.
So the pioneer of the shower-after-sex principle recently visited the US, presumably to tell the Yanks he found a cure.
(“For what?”)
Moving right along.
“There were two aircraft, but one of them turned back halfway and landed on a nearby island.”
Meet defence spokesperson, Ndhivuwo Mabaya, who said the above.
The story, in short: A plane was chartered to shadow President Jacob Zuma’s jet during said recent visit to the United States, as a backup in case Zuma’s jet suffered a mechanical fault during the flight.
There was no need for the backup plane though, as it turned out.
But.
Say it did develop a mechanical fault during the flight. My simple mind cannot picture what would happen next.
Unless.
Not only does he have the cure (“For what?”), he can…
He can walk on air.
I’m sexy and I know it… Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah…
