Marcus Olang'

*chuckles*

Some entrepreneurial Kenyan has come up with a brilliant new product for all ye Apple fans out there.

Introducing the Steve Jobs action figure doll. 

Wait, there’s better: It’s(/He’s) called “the iCEO mini”.

                                  Aaah!! His hands!! (Photo/dailymail.co.uk)

The idea is simple: Tribute to the beloved departed Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

The new  action figure doll comes with a miniature iPod, iPhone and Mac.

Except it(/he) doesn’t.

The only benefit to having this  action figure doll standing next to your cherished iPossessions is being blessed with its(/his) eerie look.

        Rumour has it that the 12 inch toy vibrates though. Ok, maybe not. (Photo/dailymail.co.uk)

Did I mention the price? $99.99.

Which, at today’s rate, translates to Kshs. 8,532.53, ZAR 803.64.

          Which, I suppose, is cheap enough for the average Apple user. (Photo/Google.com)

I was kidding, by the way.

About the “Kenyan” part. I was kidding. It wasn’t an entrepreneurial Kenyan that came up with the idea. It was a duo of companies I couldn’t be bothered to know.

A fanatical Kenyan would have erected a monument giant doll in the Nairobi CBD for fellow fans to worship after football matches.

Whereas a fanatical Jewish prophet would have brought him back to life.