Marcus Olang'

Musau Ndunda, Sec-Gen, Kenya National Association of Parents:

“…3 months, children being at home, I think that is a national disaster… it would become a disaster for the students, and they will be chaotic…”

Kind sir (Yes, I’m struggling to maintain a semblance of politeness), I take offence to this statement. And I’ll keep my argument brief.

If your kids are a nuisance, Mr. Musau Ndunda, kindly stop using made-up parents to excuse your personal fears.

My parents would not hesitate to discipline me in ways they deem fit. And I respect them for that. You, clearly, need schooling.

That said, I know quite a number of said “disasters” that are pretty stand-up kids, and that I’d vouch for any day. My brothers included.

So, Mr. Musau Ndunda, if you fear “3 months, children being at home”, there are a number of options you can explore.

I present to you, Musau Ndunda, Option 1: I’m pretty certain that all churches will be keen on organising camps for your 3 month disaster.

Option 2: You can ensure that you alone have the keys to your house. You know, to keep the disaster contained.

Option 3: Prison. Seeing how you clearly consider schools containment facilities. Though I’d question your alleged parenting.

So there you have it, Mr. Musau Ndunda: Kids =/= Chaos and pandemonium. They are not retarded fire-breathing dragons. I googled it to be sure.

Contain your “disaster” or shut it.