October 2011
99 posts
Al-Shabaab Inc beats odds to gain more profits || http://t.co/hZ7Rav48
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When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
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'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow': The last words of Steve... →
“Steve’s final words were monosyllables, repeated three times.”
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Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to...
iwillmindfuckyou:
themalfoymistress:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
I can’t even
HARRY POTTER AND DEATH OMG
this is the greatest post on tumblr.
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Breaking: #Kenyans4Kenya set to announce presidential candidate today.
Analysts: #Kenyans4Kenya bought more expensive local food with the twin objectives to feed & spark local economy.
Hunt for Gaddafi/ Qaddafi/ Gadhafi/ Qadhafi birth certificate begins - http://t.co/puxqeEaO
Kenya Exams Council with strict new rules against cheating - http://t.co/LCpjvQsX
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Said an expert: “When you consider the fact that the guy had sexual relations with the pastor once, I doubt it.” #TweetNews
We will keep you updated as the story develops. #TweetNews
“BREAKING: Obama Says US Not Abandoning Iraq: ‘We Will Still Follow You on Twitter’ ” - @borowitzreport
“President Obama has said they will pull out all their soldiers in Iraq so as to make more room for McDonalds and Walmart.” ~ @dee_spicable
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got to school just in time to find out that my...
cc @just_m0
askinnyblackman:
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Kenya Exams Council with strict new rules against cheating || http://t.co/IAWQpJvm
Hunt for Gaddafi/ Qaddafi/ Gadhafi/ Qadhafi birth certificate begins || http://t.co/JmfqUXwR
President Kibaki applauds Muturi in Mashujaa Day Speech || http://t.co/JvBP41qh
“Wewe, leta simu!”
Ngai, I have to tweet @KenyaPolice .
Kiraithe: The @KenyaPolice account is a fake. We are following the person who set it up - in fact, we are in hot pursuit.
Kibaki to unveil Tom Mboya statue tomorrow. Polythene wrap to be donated to weave wearers in rainy season.
Millions across the world participate in #OccupySeat in protest against the archaic institution of hard work.
South Africa’s capital officially moved to Beijing after latest Dalai Lama saga - http://t.co/ia8opqaH
The Steve Jobs Creed. - http://t.co/HVUDn41O
Time to Change Our Financial Perspective →
Its usually instilled in us from a very early age how we need to study hard, get well paying joboz and our lives would be very cormfy forever! Such lies! Here’s what I think. I think we should, as a…
When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
”YOU’RE UGLY.”
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Infographic by @Mashable: The Life and Times of... →
Steve Jobs packed a lot of living into his 56 years. If his career had ended 30 years ago, he still would have made history for helping popularize the personal computer. But he did so much more than that. As we all know, Jobs defied F. Scott Fitzgerald’s famous quote, “There are no second acts…